A boxed set of the hardcover editions of books 7, 8 and 9 in 'A Series Of Unfortunate Events'.
What could be worse than a book by Lemony Snicket?
The three books contained in this third 'Box Of Unfortunate Events' will not likely be of any interest to you. The stories are unhappy, the settings are unpleasant, and the characters are unable to escape from the dangers in which they find themselves. More off-putting than the books themselves is the free iron-on included in the box, which will allow readers to turn any garment into the uniform of a secret organisation.
Avoid being implicated in a nefarious scheme this holiday season, and do without this discouraging box, which contains the seventh, eighth and ninth books in 'A Series Of Unfortunate Events' - 'The Vile Village', 'The Hostile Hospital' and 'The Carnivorous Carnival'.
Remember: No matter in which order you read these books, the experience is equally wretched. Like a lump of coal, this boxed set makes a perfect gift for bad children everywhere.
