Well, 'tis the season to be jolly . . . shame Rowan's come over a bit too festive and mistaken Tor for a Christmas tree; cue another fight with Linn - er, isn't it the season of good will, too? Actually, there's a dangerous shortage of that this Crimbo - what with bickering sisters and Chloe nicking my Really Good idea (where's that in the How to Be a Good Friend handbook?). Still, at least I might get a kiss under the mistletoe this year . . . (minus the burping, please. Blee!)