"Here's the story of the day I was born. It was a hot day in August about a week before I was due. My father and mother were going to a night baseball game at Yankee Stadium between the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox. The one thing they hadn't counted on at this game was me . . ."
'At last, it's my turn to write about my favourite subject - me! Everyone else has complained about writing their autobiographies, but I've been looking forward to it. It's a chance for me to think about all the things that have happend in my short but incredible life. Some were happy, some were sad, some were funny. For instance, I was almost born in Yankee Stadium! Maybe that's why I like softball so much. And look at all the changes my family has been through, starting with my parents' divorce, and ending with the time I finally saw my father again, seven years later. See what I mean? My short (so far) but incredible life. Who knows where I'll go from here? There's always the White House . . .'
