Become the most amazing, awe-inspiring genius in the world in just one year*! (*No refunds given)This book will take you from a clever (but rather ordinary) kid to an absurdly intelligent, super-brained, hyper-genius capable of anything ... in just twelve magnificent months.
From fun facts about dinosaurs to everything you need to know about spiders, plus silly Shakespearean names and a deep dive into poo and snot. Have you ever wondered about the world's pooiest places? Or which came first, the duck-billed platyupus ... or the duck? This book has all the answers."If it's not in this book, then you definitely don't need to know it" - Dr A. Einstein*"Guaranteed to make you the envy of all your friends" - Mrs Rampton (Mike's mum)**(These are real reviews, I promise!)