Big, Fat, Totally Bonkers Diary Of Pig

I is Pig. This is my diary and I doubts you will believe any of it. In fact, if you is the kind of farmer what finds it hard to believe unbelievable stuff, you should put it down RIGHT NOW. I would not blame you. If I was reading it I would be like, Dont be silly! Stuff like this would never happen to a pig, it is totally impossible. But it is not. Just ask Duck, or Cow, or KiKi, or Rusty. They would all tell you... It is all 1000% true and 10,000% BONKERS!