Bigot Hall

Bigot Hall is the nightmare home of a family most people would rather forget. Uncle Burst believes that his face is made of pasta, Uncle Snapper is confined to a tree house because of his uncontrollable gun urges, Uncle Blute drowned in the lake at the wheel of his Morris Traveller, where he remains perfectly preserved, and Nanny Jack refuses to be buried, striking terror into her relatives' hearts as she abandons yet another final resting place.

Throughout this happy breed strolls a nameless anti-hero who, when not kidnapped by clowns or puzzling out the fossilised family tree, is passionately in love with his spaced-out sister, Adrienne . . .