These stories dig up surprising little secrets about the kind of people you meet every day...
- It's okay to look at a girl's bra, but you never talk about it.
- Jeremy reckoned Rod's socks caused the hole in the ozone layer.
- They had to call a teacher to cut away the carpet so Trudy could get up off the floor.
- A tall, balding man with an extremely long nose was trying to lay an egg.
- 'Suck up to her parents' came next.
More funny, sad, weird stories by the author of the runaway bestseller 'Outer Face'.