Everyone thinks they know the story of King Arthur and his knights of the Round Table. But this is a historical novel with a difference. 'Lavie Tidhar bears comparison with the best of Philip K. Dick' Financial Times . Everyone thinks they know the story of King Arthur and his knights of the Round Table, but they don't know sh*t . There was never a painting that showed the true Britain, that clogged sewer Rome abandoned just as soon as it could. A Britain where petty warlords murdered each other in the mud, while all the while the Angles and Saxons and - worst of all - the Jutes, were coming over here and taking our lands and taking our jobs and taking our women . You want to know the truth? Are you sure you can handle the truth? Arthur? An over-promoted gangster, in thrall to that eldritch parasite, Merlin. Excalibur? A shady deal with a watery arms dealer. The Grail Quest? Have you no idea about the aliens and the radioactive blight? Well,you'd better read this then.
