It's Emma's thirty-first birthday, and everything is going swimmingly with her new love. Sure, he's been called away for a business trip on her birthday, and sure, this business trip also involves a gorgeous perfect, voluptuous colleague, and sure, there's a weird ring hiding in his underwear drawer that doesn't fit Emma, in size or style. But that's no reason to get worried, right?
Right?!? Emma knows she should stop obsessing, but suddenly it seems that Jack is every bit the commitment-phobe she fears. And if that doesn't keep her busy enough, she's just inherited 9 1/2 historic inches of the fence that her long-lost aunt chained herself to for women's rights, leaving her hopelessly involved in the Hoboken United Sisters Suffragette Institution (HUSSI), and Jack is too buried in his work (but hopefully not his co-worker) to help her extricate herself. It's starting to seem like the only way for Emma to get Jack's attention is to chain herself to a fence and burn her bra. Not that Emma has any problem doing exactly that . . .
