Emma is like every girl in the world. She has a few little secrets.
. . . Secrets from her mother:
1. I lost my virginity in the spare bedroom to Danny Nussbaum while Mum and Dad were downstairs watching 'Ben Hur'.
. . . From her boyfriend:
2. I'm a size twelve. Not a size eight, like Connor thinks.
3. I've always thought Connor looks a bit like Ken. As in Barbie and Ken.
. . . From her colleagues:
4. When Artemis really annoys me, I feed her plant orange juice (which is pretty much everyday).
5. It was me who jammed the photocopier that time. In fact, all the times.
. . . Secrets she would share with anyone in the world:
6. My G string is hurting me.
7. I faked my Maths GCSE grade on my CV.
8. I have no idea what NATO stands for. Or even what it is . . .
. . . Until she spills them all to a stranger on a plane. At least, she thought he was a stranger . . .
