Christmas is the best time of year. Only dead people or people without a telly don't enjoy Christmas. Or little brothers (i.e. me)! My family are doing their best to ruin my childhood. I wish I was King Herod and could do them in.
My big brother and sister are making sure I get no presents. Mum has got a celebrity magazine taking festive photos of the family at war. The turkey's been dumped for a goose. Dad's turning green, and orange, and ever so slightly lobster as well. And Gran is going abroad - we hope.
But with a ton of help from my fellow Revengers, Mr E and the little baby Wayne . . .
Hark the herald angels sing
I will get my revenge in!
