An erotic satire on the battle of the sexes.
God, apparently as a prank, devised two sexes and called them "opposite". For 5,000 years, the sex war has raged, with still no truce in sight. While birds, insects all pair off happily, breeding away without the aid of Internet dating sites and GSOHs - the male and female of the human species are constantly at war. We're supposed to be the higher animal life form, but you don't see squid going on radio dating quiz programmes to get laid, now do you?
A local London radio station runs a "Desperate and Dateless" competition. A computer has matched - physically and emotionally, psychologically and intellectually - what they predict to be the perfect pair . . .
Kit: diamond-studded ears, American, escaped Maximum Security High School at 15, plays on heavy metal rock band, working class. Believes women are little more than a life support system to an ovary. And Shelly: straight-laced, cultured, classical guitarist, hates all men.
They meet the day they are married . . .
