Dial M for Merde

Dial M for Merde by Stephen Clarke


ISBN
9781863256926
Published
Binding
Paperback
Pages
322
Dimensions
130 x 198 x 24mm

Paul West has received an offer he can't refuse: two weeks in the sun with a beautiful blonde. M, as she likes to be known, is down south to report on caviar trafficking - or is she?

Meanwhile, Paul's friend Elodie is marrying an aristocrat, and Paul has been asked to do the catering. Although cooking for the French is always a risky assignment ...

As Paul is sexually harassed by a hen party, picked on by French commandos and arrested by excitable gendarmes, events start spiralling out of control. And when he discovers that M's real target is France's new President - and that he's coming to Elodie's wedding - Paul realises the merde really is about to hit the fan...

Reviews

* 'Edgier than Bryson, hits harder than Mayle' THE TIMES

* 'Combines the gaffes of Bridget Jones with the boldness of James Bond' PUBLISHERS WEEKLY

* 'Done more for the Entente Cordiale than any of our politicians' DAILY MAIL
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