Important Stuff You Should Know About Your Pet,
By Buster.
They might not admit it, but all dog owners secretly know who really holds the leash. In 'Dog Owner's Manual', Buster lets the doggie out of the bag with a deceptively simple guide to help owners understand the innermost desires of man's and woman's best friend.
At last you will discover the truth about:
- Why male dogs don't wear boxer shorts
- Why dogs can't just stop at any tree
- Dog pick-up lines that really work
- Why dogs really chase cars - and cats
- Top ten reasons why dogs are better than cats
- Why dogs love classical music
- Favourite dog fantasies
- Worst dog nightmares
- Unsolved dog mysteries
- If dogs ran things . . .
Anyone who loves dogs will not be able to resist this book.
One of Buster's four faithful servants, David E Carter, translated his helpful hints into the human language.
