Dimensions
135 x 147 x 9mm
Don't arm-wrestle a pirate; Don't go grouse shooting dressed as a giant grouse; Don't remove a stray eyelash with a vacuum cleaner; Don't claim you're a brain surgeon because 'It seemed like that's what people wanted to hear at the time' . . . 101 Things Not to Do that will result in severe embarrassment, excruciating pain, untimely death or a wickedly funny book.
