The hilarious new title that does for modern bullshit what Malcolm Burgess's 'I Hate the Office' - 'Genuinely laugh-out-aloud funny' City AM - did for office life. From business consultant ('someone who is paid for a small fortune and gets to wear a Prada suit for saying what you and your colleagues have been saying for years in the office kitchen') to glamping (sleeping in a wet tent on a Cath Kidston lilo') to Christmas bestseller ('a book you would never dream of buying for yourself but it is somehow felt to be suitable for relatives and people you don't like very much'), over 1,000 rapier-sharp killer entries in subject order.