A collection of humorist Danny Katz's newspaper columns, together with some strange and interesting correspondence from his fans, hecklers - and downright enemies.
"Dear Mr Katz,
Go back to Israel where you belong and take all the Asians with You. You Jews are destroying the Aryan race who created civilisation. All you want is a big-breasted Aryan girl you can destroy. Go back to Israel because we don't want another Jew with a dork-geek personality."
'It's always nice to get a bit of fan-mail from your readers and I got this one last week; it was sent to me by a group called The Christian Front which is probably just some guy living in a basement with a half-eaten tin of baked beans and a copy of 'The Catcher In The Rye' . . .
Someone came up to me a while ago and said, "Hey Danny, when are you going to put out a collection of columns?" and I said to them "Look, I'm not interested in putting out a collection of columns, that's pathetic, I hate it when writers do that because it just means they can't be bothered writing anything original. It just shows that they're not true artists at all, they're just lazy uninspired tonks," and this person said, "You know it's a really easy way to make money," and I say "I wonder if I can get one out in time for Christmas?"
So here's a collection of my columns.'
