Dimensions
150 x 190 x 12mm
'People always say to me, "Effie, you have everything" and I say, "So what? I didn't steal it from anyone. Can I help it if I was born upmyself with well-defined character, heaps of guts and more bones than anyone has a right to? Exactly!"
There are many amazing things in this world and I am just one of them. But this book is the beginning of greatness for youse. I have given everything I know to youse via this book. I have given youse hundreds of clues. And thousands of don't and do's.
What a book! As far as I'm concerned it's compulsory reading. The only thing youse should be afraid of when reading this masterpiece is perhaps the odd paper cut. But then again no pain, no gain - whatever that means. But remember this day! This is the day that will change everything for youse for the heaps better. Isn't that unreal?'
Want to turn this into a Good Hair Day? Logie-winning former hairdresser and general legend, everyone's favourite Greek chick Effie gives us her guide to being upyourself. This is an ideal gift you can give yourself or a friend and a great idea to leave lying round next to the mouse or the mirror. It's fully sick. It's also a top self-help book.
Extravagantly illustrated with photographs from Effie's own collection, the Guide will tell you all you need to know about Greek mothers, Greek food and learning to love yourself regardless. Effie tells us about the day she fell in love, how she deals with the fame game and how she used to believe that you live and perm.
Along with chapters on friends, sex, health, there's a section called "You don't need dosh to look posh". And there are many wise sayings drawn from Effie's legendary vast experience:
"Pain either make you Bitter or Better. Which do youse wanna be? Exactly."
"Keep how youse are feeling simple. Don't go into a miniseries about it."
"V is for Victory as well as Victim."
