Dimensions
138 x 183 x 18mm
Straight from the worlds' inboxes nearly 1000 jokes! An A-Z of all the topics that everyone is e-mailing about!
HEALTH:
'You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.' Ellen DeGeneris
WEALTH:
Money can't buy happiness - but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
WORK:
Don't worry - the only person to ever get their work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe
TELEMARKETING:
Thinks the tell the telemarketer who calls and starts with, 'How are you today?' Say, 'I'm so glad that you asked, because no-one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died...'
DEATH:
An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her written instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'
MARRIAGE:
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
SEX:
'Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.' Woody Allen
