'Pirates will often carry their knives in their mouths, although the practice is frowned upon by the American Dental Association.'
Tom Lichtenheld explains why pirates dress the way they do (to look mean), what they eat (school cafeteria food), and how to get a pirate name (from the Pirate Name Chart, of course). Aspiring buccaneers will find tons of details to pore over time and again in this fun-filled book that tells all you need to know (and a lot you shouldn't believe) about pirates.
