Fifty Sheds Damper (A Parody)

So, I asked, "Do you like the feel of a feather on your naked skin?" "I'm not sure," she said. "Maybe if you took it off the pigeon first?"

Fuelled by her love of erotic fiction, Colin Grey's wife begins to take him into an ever darker, damper world of lust, control and submission. Will their relationship survive the power games that ensue?

And will Colin succeed in fulfilling the unquenchable desire that burns inside every man - the desire to be left alone in his beloved shed?

*Now with wipe-clean cover!