Having failed to make the Olympic big-time, figure skaters Garry Windsor and Jay Logan are down on their luck, performing nightly in 'Gold on Ice', a glittery, gaudy touring ice-skating show. The guys cheer up though when they meet a gorgeous, demure 18 year-old fan of the first order, Tag Tempkin, who wows them with his skating - and his spandex.
Jay and Garry push their producer to hire him. Jay and Garry then watch in horror as their protege claws his way to the top. But the lads have been here before, and they have a thing or two to teach Miss Thing about getting up - and getting even!