My grandfather, William Shortpaws, was back at 'The Rodent's Gazette', and he was determined to drive me up a clock! He wanted to publish a guide book to Ratzikistan, the coldest, darkest, most remote spot on all of Mouse Island. And he wanted ME to write it! So he packed up his cheese-colored camper, and we were on our way. But as you know, dear reader, I hate travelling!