Growing Old Disgracefully

How to Upset and Perplex Your Children with Increasingly Erratic and Unreasonable Behaviour.

Does your mother think it's really charming to talk to every rose bush on the street? Has your father taken up obsessive fundraising for the donkey sanctuary on retirement? Does he collect elastic bands because "you never know when you'll need one"? Do your parents get tipsy on two sherries and think it's really witty to laugh at your grey hair. Do they seem to be having too much fun for a couple with two fake hips, a pacemaker and three steel pins between them?

Then you need Rohan Candappa. The man who bought you 'The Little Book Of Stress' and 'The Little Book Of Wrong Shui' has hit the nail on the head once more.

Full of wit and wisdom, Rohan will give you a much needed laugh in the face of your parent's increasingly barmy behaviour. Just one thing, you'll probably find your parents have bought it too. And they'll probably think its really funny . . . Which might make you wonder - is there an OAP conspiracy going on out there?

'Growing Old Disgracefully' - a self-help manual for those who want to grow old without growing up.