Here Comes the Poo Bus

All aboard the poo bus! All aboard!' he cries
'We're going to the seaside for a lovely big surprise!'

Hop on, everyone! Uncle Toad's at the wheel – and the insects are in for an unforgettable ride!*

DING! DING!

* WARNING: this story is not suitable for adults. Children – now wash your hands!

From the outrageous Andy Stanton, author of You're a Bad an, Mr Gum! And winner of the inaugural Roald Dahl Funny Prize