Come on a ride though a field of the slowest horses, clumsiest jockeys, most crooked punters, impotent stallions and near-sighted judges. This book will crack your sleepy eyes into a smile at early morning trackwork, and leave you still laughing in the dim light of the last on the card. It bolts from the barrier like Manikato and steams home like Bernborough.
The perfect present for the pessimistic punter or the belligerent bookie. And all for the price of a boxed trifecta and a couple of mystery best on a Moe Maiden.
