Hot Buns and Ophelia became best friends after colliding at a two-for-one trainer-bra sale in the local shopping mall. Together they endured their teens and their twenties, surviving Boo Blue eyeshadow, shoulder pads, white stillettos, big hair, The Israeli Army Diet and mauve taffeta formal frocks. They backpacked round Europe, they shared a flat at college, they dreamed of partying together forever...Until one day Ophelia got really bad PMT and married a conservative politician. So now all the girls can do is find a bloke for Hot Buns!