Dimensions
151 x 213 x 20mm
Why are golf and sex so similar?
How did the ambidextrous female golfer decide whether to play right- or left-handed?
Why did the aging golfer refuse to kiss the frog?
What are the rules of bedroom golf?
Nothing takes the sting out of a triple bogey like a salty, steamy, laugh-till-you-cry golf joke. Now two golfers who have represented some of the biggest names in sports give the world what it's never had before: a gloriously ribald collection of more than 100 bunker-busting one-liners, shaggy dog stories, and howlers about golf widows, golf-course genies, and (can you believe it?) horny golfers.
You'll find out why the Ryder Cup golfer kept crawling under the bed after having sex, how a hit man saved a cuckolded golfer $5,000, and why the duffer's new glasses improved his game but made him wet his pants-and that's not all…
Nestled within nearly every sidesplitting gem is a piece of tongue-in-cheek "Da Vinci Golf Code." When you finally stop laughing, search for the clues and decode the message in the back of the book. You'll unlock the secret to taking the second shot-that perfect practice shot you make after shanking a ball into the woods or blowing a three-foot putt-first.
So grasp this book firmly (but not too firmly) in both hands, plant your backside squarely in a comfortable chair, keep your head down and your eyes on the page, and let something blue turn you a little pink. HOW TO HIT THE SECOND SHOT FIRST is the only book that both helps you play better golf and laugh your bogeys away.
