Dimensions
135 x 216 x 23mm
I'm getting married. He's perfect. It's a disaster.
Note to self:
Do not tell psycho-bitch US Attorney future-mother-in-law that you got into Harvard Law School by shagging the Dean of Admissions.
Do not sing Beyoncé-style while representing in major court deposition (actually, that one kinda works).
Do not buy into the social construct of fidelity – even if other people freak the hell out about it. But hey, for an easy life, do not let Will find out about all the other men (esp. my boss/his boss/his best friend).
And do not let him find out about the Other Thing. Oh Jesus, don't let him find out about the Other Thing.
