If I Were A Lion

'I'm sitting in the time-out chair because my mother put me there. She said, "You try my patience, child! I do not like it when you're wild."

Wild?
Who me?
That is so absurd.
How could she even use that word?
If I were a lion.
I'd growl and roar
And knock the dishes on the floor . . .
AND if I were a bear . . .'

'If I Were A Lion' is a book for every child who's ever been sent to the time-out chair - unjustly . . . or otherwise!