Just Do What The F**k I Say

A poem for every parent pushed to the edge of sanity by their unruly offspring, Sebastian Melmoth II's Just Do What The F**k I Say provides a uniquely irreverent perspective on the frustrations of parenthood. Narrated in Melmoth's inimitable, pithy style, the 18-stanza poem features 48 pages of dynamic colour illustrations. A refreshingly frank and riotously funny depiction of the unspoken parental trials of frazzled fathers and maddened mums alike, Melmoth's poem is a breath of fresh air for any parent who has ever been tempted to tell their little darlings to Just Do What The F**k I Say..