Romance - what is it? A sudden flow of endorphins to the brain? A trick by nature to persuade us to perpetuate our genes? Or sex through rose tinted condoms??
These are the sort of questions puzzling Amy Miller, a thirtyish writer of romantic fiction, as she realises the tabloid press are camped out on her doorstep to catch her in the act of her secret affair with a famous, married lover. As he panics, she quickly goes into hiding.