Lu-Tse's Yearbook of Enlightenment

Lu-Tze is a senior History Monk, also known as a Sweeper. Although thought to be 800 years old, there are some who claim he is older still. 5 200 years older, in fact, because for the History Monks, time is a resource to manipulate - and they do. Lu-Tze, a bald, yellow-toothed little man with a wispy beard, has a faintly amiable grin, as if constantly waiting for something amusing to happen, and a handy epithet for every occasion. In his life, Lu-Tze has done everything and his past deeds are legend amongst the History Monks. He is a follower of The Way of Mrs Marietta Cosmopilite. He also grows Bonsai mountains. LU-TZE'S YEARBOOK OF ENLIGHTENMENT (including The Way of Mrs Marietta Cosmopilite) is the ideal companion for those seeking truth and harmony and, well, the meaning to life - though he doesn't guarantee it will be the right meaning...