Dimensions
130 x 198 x 16mm
'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.
There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams: "The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical chord'. And the gaffes of teachers: "Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks'. There are the letters from tender parents: "I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in self-defence." As well as the proclamations of nursery tots: "All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small." All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter.