Getting tough on commuting misdemeanours.
All Change Your Behaviour Please will identify the increasingly bad habits and thoughtless actions of those who make our commute so tiresome, and provide a much needed code of conduct for this currently uncivilised communal environment. National adherence will, at last, make public transport a non-irritating experience free, for instance, from people eating crisps before 11 a.m. (a Level 2 Misdemeanour).
