Dimensions
111 x 150 x 8mm
Purrfect ways to discover your kittenhood and to understand humans - the dysfunctional species that stifles your inner-kitten joy.
Stop relying on humans to fulfill your physical, emotional and inner-kitten needs. You must take responsibility for your own welfare.
Humans are emotionally inadequate. They cannot understand the purradigm of the cat-human partnership. Humans expect lifelong loyalty and love, failing to understand that this is their agenda.
Bowls of food are no substitute for proper hunting. The hard wired instinct to eye, stalk, pounce, tear off feathers and eat prey is unused and the inner kitten is unfulfilled.
Catnip mice are no substitute for real mice. We cats do not recognise them as mice though we will occasionally join in this silly human game - out of sheer good manners.
