Trust me, the fairytales have it so wrong. Dingy towers and wicked stepmums are the least of my worries: it is the boredom that will kill me. Honestly, apart from the endless supply of cupcakes, being a princess is pretty rubbish. I used to think about locking myself in a tower and throwing away the key. Thank the good goblin I discovered BMX. If it wasnt for BMX, nothing would have changed.
