Punch Your Inner Hippie

As Frank J. Fleming reveals in this sarcastic self-help book, every American, all the way up to the President of the United States, has a little hippie inside, preaching free love and poor hygiene, and keeping you from achieving your full potential. It's a relic from the 1960s, kept alive in acid flashbacks and pop culture, and affecting your decision-making in unconscious ways. The only solution is to punch that inner hippie as hard as you can.

In Punching Your Inner Hippie, Fleming hilariously explains everything you need to know to understand and defeat your inner hippie. He looks back at history to describe all of the civilizations ruined by hippies, and the destruction in store for the U.S. if they are not stopped. He reveals the symptoms of hippie-ism, from laziness and dependence to whining and protesting, so you can find out how much your inner hippie is really in control. He also shows you how to beat your inner hippie through constant awesomeness, with lists of awesomeness, piles of awesomeness, and pillars of awesomeness -- like Independence, Gratitude, Bacon, and Confidence.

It doesn't happen overnight, but if you punch your inner hippie every day it will eventually be too broken and defeated to move, and you will finally become as awesome as America.