Rude French

Rude, lewd and dangerous to utter, CHAMBERS RUDE FRENCH is the alternative phrasebook that shows how the French really talk, including their love of a good spoonerism and the body language that will get you understood without opening your mouth. So if you need to be able to say 'the bags under his eyes are more like suitcases' or 'your wife's a real goer, I'm absolutely shagged'; whether you find that giving someone the finger is not enough and only the bras d'honneur will do, or you only care just enough to manage a Gallic shrug, CHAMBERS RUDE FRENCH will either help you get by or help you get beaten up, just like a native. A Rude French Joke: Quel est l'animal le plus malheureux? Which animal is the most miserable? Le taureau, parce que sa femme est vache! The bull - because his wife is such a cow!