It's the day after Christmas, and Ruby Schwartz longs to escape with her family to warmer climes. What better means to travel afar than on the backs of the Santa Cows, who whisk the family off to Santa Cow Island! Their "South Sea Cow Adventure" is replete with outrigger canoeing, surfing (the quadruped way), and plenty of "bonding, chanting, and mooing" as the Schwartzes meet the Cows on the tennis court, at the volleyball net, and on the golf course. And just when the Schwartzes think they've done it all, the Cows have another treat in store for New Year's Eve! Daniel Lane's hilarious, surrealistic art is a perfect match for Cooper Edens's second wacky parody of "The Night Before Christmas."