Jessica-Sue Clatworthy and Lyle Earnmore burned down their exclusive pre-school. Since then they've been to 41-1/2 schools between them, and at their latest, the Lah-Dee-Dah Young Ladies' Academy and the By-Gum Young Gentlemen's College, a fight about which school is better turns into a full-on war. Boasts and insults are hurled, followed by bats and hockey sticks.
So how long they'll be there or how long the schools will be there - is anyone's guess!