With 'Sex Maniac's Cheques' in your pocket, plenty of people will be pleased to see you and interest rates will be up, up, up!
Simply sign your name to one of our X-rated promises, or use a Bonk of Eros blank cheque to write one of your own. Go on, be generous up to your absolute limit! Example Cheques: I Promise . . . To be your sex slave; I Promise . . . To supply the baby oil; Pay the bearer . . . A night of lust; I Promise . . . Carpet burns; I Promise . . . To dress up in kinky underwear.
