The "S.S." Gigantic is the biggest ship ever built. The rich and famous are aboard for its maiden voyage - and it strikes an iceberg. Of course, the Gigantic is so gigantic that it smashes the iceberg to pieces. But it is no match for the deadly sea thumbtack, and the Gigantic is still sinking to this day. This is a hilarious parody of the "bigger is better" mentality, filled with laugh-out-loud word play, diagrams, and dialogue.