Take this book as a cautionary (and hilarious) tale of woe - capturing some of the most frightening, traumatic and straight-up disgusting items that you could ever possibly come across in your parent's house. It's a ridiculous and dark comedy that might hit too close to home, for some. Because, if we've all got our secrets, then surely that “we” must then include our parents. What nefarious items have your parents stashed away in the nooks and crannies of your family home? This book offers some of the worst-case scenarios, all captured with earnest photography and ridiculous design. Some of the items photographed in this book include sex toys (obviously), paraphernalia for the purposes of conducting satanic rituals, equipment that is clearly being used to cook crystal methamphetamine, Saint Andrews Cross (and other large-scale BDSM equipment), the cremated ashes of your Golden Retriever Sebastian (who you were led to believe had simply retired to a farm out of state), and a live human prisoner chained to a radiator.