Tell It To Naomi

He's fifteen. He's a dork. And he's a boy. So why is he writing a high school advice column called 'Tell it to Naomi'?

Dave Rosen has a secret. 'Naomi’, the wise, witty, always-on-target female writer behind his high school's hit advice column, is, well, him. A native New Yorker who likes secondhand CD shops, The Simpsons, and meatball sandwiches.
And that's a problem.

First off, Dave is definitely not a girl (he's in touch with his feminine side, but in a manly way). Second, he's gangly, and frankly, unglamorous. Just like his best friend Cheese (the name says it all). And most importantly, Dave is only fifteen! A kid like him doesn't have all the answers. He doesn't even have most of the answers. Dave only got himself dragged into this fiasco to help out his older sister, the real Naomi - and because he let himself be convinced that it might, in some lunatic way, enable him to meet his dream girl, the senior who gets his weak little heart racing: Celeste Fanucci. If he could get Celeste to write in and open up her soul to 'Naomi', he could use this secret knowledge to transform himself.
He could bridge the unbridgeable chasm between younger men and older women.

It's a grand, grand scheme. And it's about to go haywire.