ATAC BRIEFING FOR AGENTS FRAND AND JOE HARDY
MISSION: To investigate a string of false hurricane warnings -- and subsequent burglaries -- that are terrorizing the citizens of Bayport.
LOCATION: Bayport.
POTENTIAL VICTIMS: Anyone who trusts storm warnings from seemingly reliable sources at the peak of Bayport's hurricane season. In other words, about every other person in Bayport.
SUSPECTS: We have two suspects at this time...
THE MISSION REQUIRES YOUR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION.
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