If you're in need of a day off, an alibi, a massive governmental cover-up, a reason not to see your nanna when you've got a love bite, or you simply want an excuse to behave badly, then this is the book for you!
Forget the hairy old 'dog ate my homework' - you need a bunch of all-new all-purpose excuses:
- I am currently the object of a large land, air and sea search
- The batteries in my magic wand wore out
- My pants are on fire