Do you have a perfectly balanced life full of fashionable friends, witty table decorations, silent but well-dressed children, sparkling champagne flutes, and a splendid wee job? Do you plan simply divine Moroccan dinner parties for sixteen people while crocheting all your own underpants from native grass clippings?
Here, for the first time, is a ludicrous selection of invaluable advice and handy hints which will render you and your household completely barking mad.
