The Portable Door

Starting a new job is always traumatic: meeting your colleagues, forgetting their names, your boss's name and, for an encore, your own name. This is then traditionally followed - round about lunchtime - by breaking the photocopier and hiding in the toilet whilst weeping hysterically.

But what if your new employer was not the simple humdrum paper-shuffling outfit you supposed it to be? What if it was an elaborate front for the Dark Forces of Oddness? A place in which the photocopier fought back and the staplers were possessed by vengeful spirits?

For Paul Carpenter - new employee of JW Wells & Co. - it is fast becoming clear that his new company is hiding a vast and quite possibly sinister conspiracy. Not that Paul cares much, he's become obsessed with wooing the enigmatic Sophie, a bizarre angular woman with all the sexual appeal of a hole-punch.