King Kevin needs a Champion. So does the Dragon King. Peggy the pearly dragon wants a mid(k)night snack, and Becca needs a friend. Bookerstaff needs an apprentice, Reba wants a victim, while Porter just wants a boy to exercise his pony.
What do all these folk have in common? All of them want Simon - and Simon is a very reluctant knight! What does Simon want? He just wants to go home!
